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What do you call a deer with no ideas?
Er…. a deer with no eyes. Autocorrect.
You’ll have to pick me up from the airport on Saturday night if you don’t get this done.
What does a fish say when it hits its head on wall… Dam!
It’s a late night trail joke special.
Seth and fellow trekkers! Be safe out there, have fun! The girls say heyyyyyyy! Miss you buddy! Read this and thought you’d get a chuckle! Enjoy! 😘
How to Cross a River
One day three men were hiking along and came upon a wide, raging river. They needed to get to the other side, but it looked impossible to ford, and they had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him big strong arms and legs and he was able to swim across the river—though it took him two hours to do it.
Seeing this, the second man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river—though it took him three hours to do it.
The third man had observed how this had worked out for his two hiking buddies, so he also prayed, saying, “Please God, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river.”
Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the trail map, and in a minute walked across the bridge
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